Woody Allen as Groucho, Julia Child as Dumont

Here at the Comedy Palace, we are not a fly-by-night operation. We fly during the day. What we do at night is our own business. Through our exclusive affiliation with Huxley College, we have a team of crack researchers. They research other things, too. The boys in the back room have recently dug up this 1996 Associated Press interview with Woody Allen, in which he discusses impersonating Groucho Marx in one scene in Everyone Says I Love You, and reveals plans for a startling project that never materialized -- starring Woody as Groucho and Julia Child as Margaret Dumont!